It is a fact well known that the cleavage of a Desi woman is safer than Fort Knox and just as filled with treasures. This long-honored option began as a response to the storage limitations of the sari (lots of fabric, no pockets). After the first Desi woman who discovered that she had plenty of room down there, evolution favored the woman who could keep her money and jewels safe, and so only women with well-endowed breasts made it up the evolutionary food-chain.
The secret treasures hidden in the Desi woman’s blouse are as various as the colors of her saris. With the inevitable sagging that comes with age, Desi grandmothers find they can store more and larger items in the cleavage of their sari blouse. Money is the most common item, followed by house keys, lipstick, various snack foods, toys for the grandchildren, extra gold bangles, and of course mukvas (an after meal digestive mixture of seeds. if you’ve followed lesson #3, this should cause no surprise).
If one is in the presence of a Desi woman as she begins to rummage around her cleavage looking for her last quarter for the parking meter, is it considered a death wish to help her find her lost coins. If one finds it impossible not to stare or fantasize about the mystery stash, it is acceptable to gift the Desi woman a fanny pack or similar storage accoutrement, but don’t expect to get a peek for your generosity.
Geeta, your blog rocks! Desis are almost as funny as White People. Though I have to say, my grandmother — not a desi — had that cleavage storage thing down. She had a little bra pouch she called her “bosom buddy.”
Now that we got to cleavage, I expect the next post to be about either sex or babies or both I guess. Cleavage storage was also popular with Russian ladies back in the day but is no longer the case. I would like a demonstration of this cleavage action, especially with kids toys, as I could use it!
very funny! am i missing something from the picture?
Right on the money my grandma was a Desi woman and guess what we, my younger and I would wait around for her to fall asleep so that we could pilfer some of her stash, few times we got caught and had hell to pay.
Lol.. kind of embarrassing but true š